1. swinton: un dibujo ¡Me veo mejor en su dibujo! :’)
     

  2. I got arrested last night after I was swerving on the freeway bc a very drunk passenger ke pt socking my face and pulling my hair while I was driving, the pigs that pulled me over illegally performed a breathalizer test and my bac was 0.10 I didn’t even feel like drinking we were at some gay bar and I stood at a table with my straight friend talking the whole time I’ve had so much shit on my plate lately I said I’d drive and had two heineken that was a mistake apparently THe holding cell was really disgusting this guy almost choked on his own vomit I didn’t even belong in there I hate being home alone I want my Nina to come home
     

  3. SOMebody woke up the tamal lady
     



  4. torsos:

    *runs to school with toast in my mouth*

    (Fuente: rupaulvevo, vía bachik-deactivated20130320)

     

  5. aww!
     

  6. me as a slutty okama by nikku
     

  7. omg!!!
     

  8. THis is at a valero bathroom the owner put a sign on the door that says out of order but I’m always there so he gives me the key this other guy was there he has a heavy accent I thought he was Cuban because he kept saying coño but he said he’s catalan I told him I’m moro and gallego and he said this is why I have dimples he was a really nice man he told us he was excited bc this girl he’s been waiting three years to marry is flying in from kuala Lumpur next week he told my friend Dee his fiance said she’ll have a nice pussy if she drinks honey
     

  9. mgnvs: (i need a miracle)
     

  10. I’m tired
     


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  12. ♡♡♡♡♡ made w love by tumblr user freegucci ♡♡♡♡♡
     



  13. swinton:

    a haiku

    bitch free hair dont care
    look at it flies in the air
    gonna go wash my hair

    para ricky

     

  14. i just made one of these and i’m already making friends
     

  15. stephanie ricky and analise, 1998